Hepatitis and lemon zest -- Figgy pudding and the rapture -- Chicken nuggets and a triple homicide -- Forged resumes and the recommended dosage -- Kimchi and a monkey playing harmonica -- Crazy eyes and a wet Brad Pitt -- Soapy eyes and a clean state -- Free therapy and a dead lady's yard sale -- Godzilla and a sprig of mint -- Nudes and a six-day cleanse -- Three smiles and an unpainted ceiling -- Kitty litter and a class a felony -- Cheeseburger salad and jazz -- Benito Poppins and a warm pumpkin -- Turkey meatballs and a getaway car -- Dirty money and a woman named Mike -- A commemorative coin and a misshapen head -- Dropped soap and a big guy on a throne -- Mashed potatoes and a little nitrous -- Sick popes and a red Ferrari -- Patient zero and the chocolate fountain -- Fun girl stuff and eternal salvation.