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Summary
Summary
At the end of the second book in the Warren the 13th series, the Warren Hotel had transformed into a giant ship and set sail for the open seas! When Warren the 13th and the 13-Year Curse opens, Warren is adjusting to the demands of running a floating hotel and is planning his 13th birthday party when disaster strikes--the hotel is shipwrecked on a strange island. To make matters worse, his octopus-like friend Sketchy is kidnapped by a traveling circus! Warren and his friends must solve a series of riddles to find the next location of the circus and rescue their friend before it's too late. Along the way, they meet a delightful new cast of characters, including elderly pirates, a sea witch, a talking clam, and a giant sea monster. As Warren pursues Sketchy's kidnappers, he will learn the truth of his friend's mysterious origins--as well as one final secret of the Warren Hotel.
Author Notes
Tania Del Rio is a professional comic book writer and artist who has spent the last 15 years writing and illustrating primarily for a young audience. Her clients include Archie Comics, Dark Horse, and Marvel, and she is best known for her work writing and drawing a 42-issue run of Sabrina the Teenage Witch , which AOL Comics Alliance described as "one of the best and most underrated all ages comics of the last 10 years." She is also the author of Diary of a Girl Next Door- Betty (Archie Comics, 2014).
Will Staehle is the designer behind Stars and Swipes (Quirk, 2014) and Hugs and Misses (Quirk, 2014). He was Art Director for HarperCollins Publishers in NY, the VP of Design at JibJab in LA, and has been labeled as one of the Top Twenty Under Thirty New Visual Artists by Print magazine, and an Art Director's Club Young Gun. Currently, Will resides in Seattle, WA--where he runs Unusual Co. and uses his design and illustration background to create bold covers, stylized posters, quirky websites, and minicomics to ensure that he gets as little sleep as possible.
Excerpts
Excerpts
Chapter I. In Which a Party Is Planned Dark clouds bubbled on the horizon, bluish black and heavy with rain. Warren the 13th lowered his telescope and licked his finger, holding it up to the air. The wind was blowing southeast, and the Warren Hotel was sailing northward. The storm wouldn't trouble them. Warren sighed in relief. Today was his thirteenth birthday, and he didn't want bad weather to get in the way of the celebrations he'd planned. He was currently perched in the crow's nest that he'd installed on the roof of his wondrous and world-famous hotel. Not only was the ancient establishment, which his family had owned for generations, able to walk upon tall retractable mechanical legs, but it had recently revealed its ability to transform into a seaworthy vessel as well. Right now, the blue ocean waves were calm, and the hotel bobbed along at a pleasant pace. Warren was eager to know where they'd end up next. The resident rooftop crows grumbled from the nearby chimney stack, no doubt jealous that Warren was sitting in what should rightfully be their "nest." Warren sighed. "I told you, this isn't a real crow's nest! It's where crew members scout for land or danger." The crows were not convinced. They eyed him flintily, their feathers ruffling. Warren climbed out and slid down the wooden pole, landing with a thump on the rickety roof tiles. He always felt like Jacques Rustyboots when he did that. The legendary pirate was the lead character in his favorite novels; he was also Warren's biggest idol (besides his late father, Warren the 12th, of course). Warren had always wanted to be like Jacques Rustyboots, exploring the wideopen seas, and now he had gotten his wish. Well, minus the pirating part. Warren didn't want to steal or pillage; he just wanted his guests to be comfortable. But right now, guests were one thing his hotel was short on. Ever since escaping from the evil Malwoods, the hotel-turned-boat had been drifting across the open waters but hadn't yet hit land, nor had it come across another boat. Warren was eager to arrive someplace he could open the doors and welcome new business. In the meantime, he had other tasks to accomplish--such as preparing for his upcoming birthday party. Now that he was certain the weather would cooperate, he was ready to dispense the invitations. Glancing up, Warren noticed the cantankerous crows flocking to the vacated lookout basket, where they'd no doubt leave a mess of feathers and droppings. He smiled. The crows were his guests, too, and he was used to cleaning up after them. Suddenly, a shiny object dropped down from the basket; Warren caught it in his hand. It was a battered doubloon, rusted and chipped on the edges. "A birthday gift, for me?" Warren said, running his fingers over its ridges. One side depicted a bearded king, and the other a grand pirate galleon. This was a real pirate doubloon, just like the one his old importerexporter friend Captain Grayishwhitishbeard had given him, only this one was much worse for wear. "Where did you get this?" Warren called up to the crows. The birds cackled mysteriously. Warren knew the crows had a habit of stealing shiny objects, but how had they managed to get their claws on a pirate coin? Could the hotel be closer to land than he thought? Warren pocketed the doubloon and opened the hatch that led into his attic room. With practiced skill, he dropped into the tiny space. Since becoming the manager of his family's hotel, Warren could have moved into any of the larger, more opulent rooms. But he loved his humble bedroom, and it had taken him ages to decorate it just the way he liked, with dozens of his sketches pinned across the walls. Warren reached into a drawer of his bedside table and pulled out the stack of invitations he had been working on earlier that day. They were written on heavy cream paper and fastened with an elegant wax seal bearing the letter "W." It was time to hand them out. First, he went to the guest observatory on the eighth floor, where Beatrice, the hotel's resident perfumier and protectress, spent most of her time. He could hear the sweet trill of her violin echoing down the hall, which was lined with floor-to-ceiling windows, giving guests a panoramic 360-degree view. The room was filled with an assortment of comfortable chairs and ottomans, as well as a silver cart stocked with hot tea and cucumber sandwiches. Beatrice was in her usual spot playing a sad tune. Rose tattoos covered every inch of exposed skin, each one representing an evil witch she had captured in one of her magical perfume bottles. Beatrice's voice had been stolen by a witch long ago, so she spoke not a word, instead communicating via picture cards. Warren was getting better at deciphering her messages, but no one was as fluent in pictographs as Beatrice's daughter, Petula. Beatrice paused as Warren approached, then she reached into her pocket. She produced a card depicting a festive cake and showed it to Warren. He knew this was her way of saying "Happy birthday." "Thanks, Beatrice!" Warren gave her one of his handmade invitations. "My birthday party is tonight in the ballroom. It's pirate themed. I hope you can make it!" "Ahem!" sounded a nearby voice. Warren spun around to see Henry J. Vanderbelly seated in one of the armchairs, writing in a notebook. He was a newspaper reporter for the Fauntleroy Times who had found himself stranded aboard the hotel after their escape from the Malwoods. He didn't seem to mind too much, however. "Oh, Mr. Vanderbelly!" Warren said, scurrying over. "You're invited, too, of course!" He presented the large man with an invitation, which he accepted with a grin. "Ah, most excellent. I shall look forward to writing an article all about it!" "Or you could just enjoy the party and not write anything at all," Warren suggested. "Nonsense! My readers are waiting with bated breath to hear word of my adventures at sea. This is just the sort of content they crave!" Warren shrugged. Nothing could dissuade Mr. Vanderbelly from his journalistic tendencies. Next, Warren went down to the fourth floor, which was home to the library that also served as the office of Mr. Friggs, Warren's tutor. As usual, Warren had to scale a mountain of clutter and stacked books just to reach the desk, where Mr. Friggs was frowning over a series of faded maps. "Oh, hello, my boy," Mr. Friggs said absently. "Is it lunchtime already?" "We already had lunch, remember?" Warren asked. "An hour ago?" "Oh! Oh, yes, that we did." Mr. Friggs finally lifted his gaze from the maps and shook his head a little, as if to loosen the cobwebs in his brain. "Are you O.K., Mr. Friggs?" Mr. Friggs tugged at the long white mutton chops that framed the sides of his wizened face. He had a habit of doing that whenever he was anxious. "I don't like this course we're on," Mr. Friggs said, gesturing to his maps. He was the hotel's official navigator and cartographer, responsible for guiding the hotel from point A to point B. Which was a lot easier to do when the hotel was on land and in familiar surroundings. "But we're not on any course," Warren said. "We're just sort of . . . drifting." "Ah, that's the problem! We have no idea where we'll end up." "But that's what makes it fun!" Mr. Friggs let out a huff. "Fun until we sail into hostile territory or are attacked by pirates! There are a lot of dangers out at sea, and we've now gone beyond the reach of my maps. You know what that means . . . " "We're in uncharted territory!" they said in unison, though Warren's tone was filled with wonder and Mr. Friggs's was filled with dread. "And as for today being your thirteenth birthday, well . . . " Mr. Friggs trailed off. "Never mind." Warren wasn't sure what Mr. Friggs was insinuating, but he was grateful for the change of topic. "Speaking of which, I'm having a birthday party tonight. In the ballroom," Warren said, handing out his invitation. "I know you don't usually like to leave the library, but--" "I wouldn't miss it!" Mr. Friggs smiled as he ruffled Warren's golden hair. Warren gave a little bow and left the library before Mr. Friggs could bring up his worries again. Now, where was Petula? His friend was usually using her magical portals to teleport all over the hotel as she helped with the daily chores, making it hard to pin her down. Warren decided to head to the basement and the kitchens, where he knew he'd find Chef Bunion and Sketchy, Warren's loyal friend. As usual, the kitchens were bursting with the clatter of pots and pans and the scent of tasty spices and fresh-baked bread. Chef and his assistant were already hard at work preparing that evening's supper. "Don't look!" Chef exclaimed as Warren entered. Sketchy let out a shrill whistle. Warren quickly covered his eyes with the invitations. There was a furious chopping noise to Warren's right, and the sound of eggs cracking to his left, followed by the clang of the oven door. Even with his eyes clamped shut, Warren could envision the familiar scene. Chef would be dicing ingredients with the dexterity and speed he had learned in the circus many years ago, and Sketchy would be using its eight tentacles to perform simultaneous tasks with dizzying skill. "I have invitations to give you for my birthday party tonight!" Warren said. "We'll get them later. Now, shoo!" Chef said, not unkindly. Warren yelped as he felt one of Sketchy's rubbery tentacles wrap around his torso and shove him out the door. "All right, I'm leaving. You can let go now!" Warren said, and Sketchy dumped him unceremoniously outside the kitchen. The creature pulled the door shut behind it with an admonishing whistle, though not before snatching the invitations out of Warren's hands. Warren smiled. Well, whatever birthday meal his friends had planned, it smelled delicious. He had only two invitations left: Petula's and Uncle Rupert's. He knew he'd find his lazy uncle napping in the hammock that he had strung across the hotel's control room. Despite never being trusted to navigate, Uncle Rupert still liked to spend his time near the switches and levers, as though the proximity raised his own importance (at least in his opinion). Warren passed through the boiler room and down a narrow corridor. A calming blue light flooded the control room, reflected by the shimmering water that engulfed the cockpit window. This part of the hotel used to be the basement but was now the hull of the ship. It sat below the waterline, providing a unique view of the underwater environs that the rest of the hotel did not have. Currently, a variety of large colorful fish could be seen swimming past the window, and several little brown fish were nibbling at the algae forming on the edges of the glass pane. Being in the control room was rather like being in one of the wondrous aquariums that Mr. Friggs had once described to him. Warren watched transfixed as a large eel slid by like a sinuous silver ribbon. " HAAARRNNK !" Uncle Rupert was snoring loudly, disrupting the tranquil mood. Warren walked over and shook his uncle's sleeve. Lately, Rupert had taken to dressing in what he called "leisure wear": loose-fitting and comfortable clothes, decorated with garish patterns that made his round figure appear even more voluminous. "Uncle Rupert?" "HAAARRNNK!" "UNCLE RUPERT!" Rupert sputtered awake, nearly tumbling from the hammock. "What is it, boy? Dinner already?" "No," Warren said. "I wanted to invite you to my birthday party tonight." "Birthday party? What do you mean?" "It's my birthday today!" "It--it is? Didn't you just have one of those?" "No," Warren said, trying not to show his hurt feelings. His uncle had forgotten yet again. "I haven't celebrated my birthday since Father died. This is the first year I have friends to celebrate with me!" He presented the invitation and Rupert read it over, muttering to himself. He then looked up at Warren, eyeing him with suspicion. "How old are you now?" "Thirteen," said Warren. "Th-th-thirteen!" Rupert gasped, and this time he really did fall out of his hammock. He scuttled away like a frightened crab. "What is it?" "Unlucky!" Rupert hissed, shielding his eyes. "Cursed!" "What is?" "YOU! The number thirteen!" "Uncle Rupert, you don't really believe in that superstitious stuff, do you?" "Of course I do! This is your most unlucky year, boy! Bad things will follow you everywhere you go! Just you see! Stay away from me! Better yet, stay away from this hotel!" "You know I can't do that. I'm the manager!" Warren cried. "Then we're all doomed. DOOMED!" "Gee, thanks for the birthday wishes," Warren said glumly. "I guess this means you won't be coming to my party." There was a long pause. "Will there be cake?" Rupert asked in a small voice. "Yes, of course." "Well, perhaps I'll risk an appearance, then." Rupert sniffed and crawled back into his hammock. Warren left the control room feeling a good deal gloomier than when he walked in. What nonsense! A person couldn't have an entire unlucky year, could they? Having lost his parents at a young age--not to mention being born with gray skin and a toadlike face and crooked yellow teeth--Warren had often wondered if he was cursed. But things had gotten so much better ever since he defeated his evil Aunt Annaconda, who wanted to seize the hotel for herself. True, it'd been pretty unlucky when the walking hotel fell over in the Malwoods, but eventually Warren and his friends not only fixed the structure but also defeated Calvina, queen of the witches, and freed the Sapsquatches from her grip. Now Warren was the youngest hotel manager in the world, and he had a new family of friends who made him happy and gave him purpose. He was on a one-of-a-kind ship, exploring the open seas like Jacques Rustyboots. Life was good. Turning thirteen wouldn't change anything. Not really, Warren hoped. Warren tried to push his anxieties aside as he searched for Petula. He checked the lobby, with its checkered tile floor, wilted potted plants, and flickering chandelier. He checked the game room, with its rarely used snooker table and half-finished jigsaw puzzle spilling across a table. He checked the sewing room--one of Petula's favorite areas--with its elegant sewing machines and coils of colorful thread. He even checked the utility closet, which was cluttered with brooms and buckets and rags. The hotel was just so large, full of corridors and tucked-away chambers--she could be anywhere! Warren paused his search on the fifth floor, which was home to the Hall of Ancestors. Here hung all the portraits of his forefathers. He realized that he had been so busy all day, he hadn't had a chance yet to tell his father about his birthday plans. "Hello, Dad!" Warren said cheerfully to the portrait of Warren the 12th. His father was a handsome man, painted in bold strokes that matched his strong chin and square shoulders. His father's image, as always, seemed to be looking down, a warm smile on his face. "As you know, it's my thirteenth birthday today," Warren said. "I'm planning a grand party." A twinge of sadness tugged at Warren as he added, "I wish you could be here to help celebrate." Warren's father had died when Warren was only seven years old, and since then things had never been the same. Warren hoped his dad would be proud of how he had managed to bring the hotel back from the brink of ruin. Warren was distracted by the sound of a door closing, and he spotted Petula at the other end of the hall, carrying a large cardboard box. "Petula!" he called. "I've been looking everywhere for you!" Petula set down the box as he handed her an invitation. "I hope you can make it to my party tonight." Petula accepted the invitation but let out a sigh. "What is it?" Warren asked. "Nothing," Petula said. "It's just . . . must you plan everything?" "What do you mean?" Warren asked, perplexed. "Why wouldn't I plan my birthday party?" "Well, didn't you suppose . . . " Petula trailed off. "Never mind. I'm rather busy at the moment, but I'll see you later this evening. Why don't you go take a nap for a few hours?" "A nap?" Warren was aghast. He had never taken a nap before. Not when there was always so much that needed doing. A nap meant sleeping during the most precious hours of the day--a ridiculous concept! "But there are decorations I need to hang," he protested. "And I must polish the tables and move the Victrola into the ballroom. Not to mention all the--" "Yes, a nap!" Petula cut in firmly. "Or at the very least, relax for a while. It is your birthday, after all! You're not supposed to do any work today." Warren hesitated. She did have a point. "But what about all the things that need to be done?" Petula let out a huff and drew a magical portal with one hand. With the other, she grabbed Warren's arm, yanking him into the swirling mist. His stomach turned and his vision clouded with disorienting streaks of light. Suddenly, he was ejected out the other side of the portal, landing on the wood of his attic floor. THUM P! "There!" Petula said. "Now, try to relax and don't worry about a thing." Petula disappeared back into her portal, which closed with a SHWOO P! Warren walked over to his bed, wobbling slightly. Petula's portals always made him feel a little queasy. He flopped onto the mattress and exhaled as he tried to relax. But his mind was still whirring with all the preparations for his party. He checked his pocket watch and saw there were still five hours until the event. Surely a little rest couldn't hurt? In fact, it might be quite rejuvenating. Warren wasn't feeling sleepy, however, so he reached under his bed, where he kept his stack of Jacques Rustyboots books. He had read them all from cover to cover many times. So many, in fact, that he could recite them from memory. He cracked open one of his favorites, Jacques Rustyboots and the Peanut Butter and Jellyfish , and immersed himself in an unusual story in which the pirate stumbled upon a mysterious island made entirely of food. Just as Rustyboots discovered a buried chest filled with candy coins, Warren drifted off to sleep, dreaming of chocolate turtles and butterscotch rivers. Excerpted from Warren the 13th and the Thirteen-Year Curse: A Novel by Tania del Rio All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.