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Mean Margaret
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School Library Journal Review
Gr 2-4-Fred, a fastidious, judgmental woodchuck, dreams each night of a warm place on his shoulder, convincing him to search for the perfect mate. Finally he meets Phoebe, a lovely creature with refined habits, and they marry. Phoebe wishes for babies, but Fred is repelled by the idea. While taking a walk, the pair discover a filthy, noisy human toddler left in a ditch. Phoebe's maternal instincts take over, and she insists on returning the child to the burrow and caring for her. What they don't know is that the child was dumped because her family considered her greedy and destructive. Renamed Margaret, in honor of Phoebe's mother, the child creates havoc in the carefully ordered world created by Fred. Ultimately this untraditional family must leave the burrow and join their friends in a cave, creating a new extended family unit. Fred discovers that the love and friendship of family creates the warm spot he dreamed about. Margaret changes as a result of the love of the woodchucks, and her human family gets her back. Mean Margaret by Tor Seidler (HarperCollins, 1997) is a fantasy that is similar in style to Rabbit Hill and Stuart Little. The story is read with wit and empathy by Jeff Woodman, whose many voice changes are subtle but distinctive. Following the story is a lengthy interview with the author, which is an interesting and helpful addition to the book.-Carol Robison, Colby Public Schools, KS (c) Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.
Publisher's Weekly Review
This witty novel about a cranky toddler and her adoptive parents slyly reverses the people-pets dynamic as it comments on modern relationships. The tale opens with the marriage of two loving but dissimilar woodchucks: patient Phoebe wants children, while neatnik Fred prefers a tidy burrow. A mile away lives an imperfect human family with nine kids, the last four of which are called by their numerical order of delivery. The youngest, Nine, is a terror, so her siblings dispose of her "in a ditch," where her screams summon Phoebe. Phoebe names Nine "Margaret" (her mother's name) and takes her to the burrow, where she proceeds to destroy the furniture, shriek nonstop and force Fred and Phoebe to relocate to a cave shared by a skunk, two bats and a crotchety snake. Pooh Corner it ain't. Agee (Dmitri the Astronaut) contributes understated pen-and-ink sketches of the catastrophic scenes, while Seidler (The Wainscott Weasel) takes refreshing risks with well-trod territory. Fred and Phoebe fall in love convincingly ("as a rule, woodchuck courtships take less than an hour"), Phoebe's sister is a single mother of three, and the skunk gives Margaret a richly deserved dousing. Conventional expectations are dashedFred's about domestic bliss, Phoebe's about motherhoodbut compromises are reached, and even feral Margaret returns to an improved home life. In an era of so many definitions of "family," this perceptive story zeroes in on one model formed of cooperation and friendship. Ages 5-up. (Sept.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved
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Mean Margaret A Cold Shoulder One spring afternoon Fred was out foraging for food in the meadow when an inky cloud seeped over the sun. He was a good ways from his burrow--nearly to the pig farm, judging by the whiff of the sloppy beasts he'd just caught. Since there was nothing he hated more than getting his fur wet, Fred scampered up into a hole in a maple by the roadside. This required little effort--woodchucks are distant relatives of squirrels--but the hole was a dreadful mess. "Woodpeckers," Fred muttered. When he poked his head out to look for something better, he was momentarily blinded by a flash of lightning. Then he was nearly deafened by a clap of thunder, and right after that a violent cracking sound set his very bones vibrating. Seconds later, the skies opened. "Of all the rotten luck," Fred said. Stuck, Fred passed the time complaining about the filthy habits of woodpeckers. "Don't they know what a broom is . . ." Being a woodchuck who lived alone, he often talked to himself. But he turned silent when a pair of fat, ugly human beings came running in under the tree. "Goodness!" said the woman. "We're soaked to the skin," said the man, who had a big ham under his arm. Fred held his nose. The odor of the human beings' wet clothing wasn't much better than the whiff of pig he'd gotten earlier. "You know, Mr. Hubble," the woman said after a while, "this really isn't so bad, is it?" "Nice break from the kids," the man agreed. Eventually the rain stopped and the sun returned, scattering the meadow with diamonds of light. But, to the woodchuck's dismay, the fat, smelly people stayed put. "Look, Mrs. Hubble," the man said. "A rainbow." "Where?" "There--right over the pigsty." "Oh, my, yes. How beautiful!" Fred noticed the rainbow, too. However, it was small comfort to him. For now Mr. Hubble put his free arm around Mrs. Hubble's middle, and Mrs. Hubble leaned her head on Mr. Hubble's shoulder. "Good grief," Fred said under his breath. "I'm going to be here forever." But rainbows rarely last very long, and when this one faded away, Mrs. Hubble let out a sigh and said, "I suppose we better head back. They'll be turning the place upside down." As soon as the Hubbles waddled off down the road, Fred evacuated the nasty hole. He'd never been happier to get home--though, even so, he didn't forget to wipe his feet thoroughly just inside the entrance mound. He took great pride in his burrow. It was the tidiest, most private place imaginable. Digging it had been the low point of his life--nothing soiled your paws like digging--but at least he would never have to go through that horror again. He'd gritted his teeth and dug extra deep, ensuring that he would never be subjected to the creeping of centipedes or the squawking of blue jays. The only time he was ever disturbed was when a certain striped snake chased some prey down his bolt hole. And this was only a minor annoyance, since the snake was a creature of few words--even when his mouth wasn't full of frog or mouse. Climbing the maple had mussed up Fred's fur, so the first thing he did was carefully clean and brush himself. Then he sat down in his favorite armchair, the one by his jar of glowworms, and recovered from his ordeal, basking in the neatness, the dryness, the luxurious peace of his home. Instead of the glare of lightning, there was the soft glow of the worms. Instead of smelly human beings, there was the pleasant fragrance of his pine furniture. And instead of bone-vibrating cracks, there was sublime silence. He didn't hear a single sound till his own stomach began to growl. Fred padded into his kitchen and fixed himself a special treat: three snails on a bed of clover. After dinner, he began to feel pleasantly drowsy, and once he'd cleaned up the kitchen, he covered the glowworms with a leaf, crept into his bedroom, and snuggled into bed. He said his prayers, thanking heaven for giving him everything a woodchuck could possibly want, and closed his eyes. The bed was nice and warm, so when a shiver went through him, he sat up in surprise. "Could I have caught cold in that miserable tree?" he asked himself. "It was damp." He swallowed. "My throat's not sore, though." Fred checked himself for swollen glands. None. The only thing out of the ordinary was a slight chill in his shoulder. He lay back down, burying his chilly shoulder under the covers. Suddenly he was a married woodchuck, with a wife who warmed his shoulder by leaning her head on it. Fred woke up in alarm. "Whew," he said, realizing he was alone. "What a terrible dream!" In the morning the dream seemed the height of silliness. "A wife, what a ridiculous idea," he said as he did his sweeping. "How could you keep things just so with another woodchuck around?" But come evening, the chill crept into his shoulder again, and that night the same dream woke him in the small hours. It became a nightly ritual--a nightly torture for a woodchuck who hated having his routine disturbed as much as Fred did. He tried everything he could think of: sleeping on his back, cutting out strong foods like mint and dandelion greens, counting field mice. But nothing helped. Time and again he sat bolt upright in his bed in the middle of the night, shuddering from the dream of being married. Excerpted from Mean Margaret by Tor Seidler All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.