And the reality problem -- And the DJ face -- And the childhood not included -- And the old bike yarn -- And the brand job -- And the model apartment -- And a loan for Christmas -- And the fun factory -- And the past and the furious -- And the move-in meltdown -- And the crime ring -- And the knock-off knockout -- And the great unwashed -- And the cupcake captives -- And the fat cat -- And the zero tolerance -- And the high hook-up -- And the taste test -- And the look of the Irish -- And the minor problem -- And the grate expectations -- And the disappointing unit.